Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Smokey the Bear Arrested on Arson Charges

Long-time employee of the Department of Agriculture Smokey the Bear was arrested today by the FBI and charged with setting a string of forest fires throughout the United States. “We got him.  We finally got him” declared FBI Director Robert Mueller. Today’s arrest marks the final downfall for the once popular anti-forest fire spokesman.  Hired […]