Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Cash for Wives Program Halted Due to Huge Demand

The Government-sponsored “Cash For Wives” program has been suspended because the program has run out of money. “We obviously goofed.  We weren’t anticipating such a huge volume of men who wanted to trade their wives in for cash” declared the Acting Deputy Administrator of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. “We had done such a […]