Noted liberal and man of the people Keith Olbermann, dissatisfied with a number of car services that he had used has finally settled on one to his liking:  “Use a Chimp“, based out of Manhattan has been hired by Mr. Olbermann for all his stretch limo needs.  Said an executive at Use a Chimp: We […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I reach through the future mists of time to interview the popular yet polarizing figure of Dr. Zaius, minister of science and chief defender of the faith in Ape City. MI:  Good afternoon Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Let’s talk about the political structure of Ape City.  […]

Today I am pleased to interview one of the more reclusive denizens of North America:  Bigfoot, or Sasquatch himself.  As always when Bigfoot is interviewed precautions were taken to protect his location.  I was blindfolded and driven to a remote cabin.  When I took my blindfold off I was face to face with this remarkable […]

Tog Tre’Gok of the house of Tor has a unique position on the Klingon homeworld:  He is the leader of the Klingon Socialist Party. Our full name is the “Socialist, Redistributionist and Social Justice Party of the Klingon Homeworld”.  Right now we’re a small party.  Very small.  It’s just me and my mother.  We haven’t […]

Today I am pleased to give my readers the next installment in my series of award-winning interviews with famous personages.  I now present a legend of Hollywood, Miss Betty Boop herself. MI:  Good afternoon Miss Boop. BB:  Call me  Betty.  Everyone does. MI:  Okay Betty. BB:  Except for Jimmy Stewart.  He called me “his sexual […]

  Today I have the privilege of interviewing one of the most prolific and respected actors of the past 40 years, three-time academy award nominee Nick Nolte. MI:  Good morning Mr. Nolte.  It’s a pleasure to have you here.  Let’s start with your career.  Your first breakout role was in Rich Man Poor Man.  Since […]

When sportscaster Marv Albert was put on trial for sexual assault he famously remarked that there were public lives, private lives, and “secret lives.”  Well now the secret life of Mr. Whipple is finally out in the open. “He was a sexual predator.  Notorious!” said one woman when asked about Mr. Whipple.  “He ran sex […]

In a shocking turn of events respected crime fighter McGruff the Crime Dog was arrested today on charges of extortion and “facilitating prostitution.” “We had him under surveillance for a long time” said an FBI official.   “Naturally because of his stellar reputation and the fact that kids looked up to him we didn’t want […]

The hobbit Gollum, also known as Smeagol, has announced the opening of his new law firm. Long presumed dead after disappearing on Mt. Doom Gollum later turned up taking night courses at the UNLV law school. “Smeagol likeses the night timeses he does.  Smeagol was looking for something to do whilst he searches for his […]

The Association of James Bond Villains (“AJBV”) led by Ernst Stavro Blofeld has called for the pooling of resources among all enemies of James Bond. Speaking from the AJBV home office in Utica, New York Stavro put forth his case. I don’t  need to tell anyone times are tough.  There is a debt crisis about […]