Today at Manhattan Infidel it is my pleasure to interview famed Superhero The Green Lantern. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Lantern.  May I call you green? GL: No. MI: Okay, well I’m sure many of my readers would like to know why the name Green Lantern and did you name yourself this in solidarity with the environment?  Are you […]

Canadian Actress Ellen Page bravely came out and announced her lesbianism, defying the cruel gender expectations of a bourgeois America.  We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel are on top of the breaking story and wish Ms. Page well as she continues to defy cruel, cruel America. We have posted the transcript of […]

On Wednesday came the sad but not unexpected news that Yankee legend Derek Jeter would retire after the 2014 season.  It is my distinct honor to have Mr. Jeter sit down with yours truly to discuss his Yankee career and upcoming retirement. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Jeter.  Let me just say that it has been my […]

Those of you who were watching the Superbowl like me were probably surprised to see Charlie Sheen doing a commercial.  Surprise turned to shock when I found out that it wasn’t in fact Charlie Sheen but Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan?  The counterculture icon?  Doing a commercial for Chrysler?  That would be almost as bad as […]

Acclaimed actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his Manhattan residence Sunday, the victim of an apparent drug overdose. The academy-award winning idiot actor was found with a syringe in his arm and two plastic envelopes filled with heroin by his side.  The NYPD is tentatively calling it a drug overdose though many suspect […]

Famed banjo player and unemployed person Pete Seeger was killed today while strolling along the banks of the Hudson River near his home in Beacon, New York. The famed peace activist, environmentalist and folk singer had told friends he was going out to stroll along the Hudson River to check for pollutants. “Pete always did […]

Toni Tennille, one half of the singing duo of The Captain and Tennille, best know for their hit single, “Love Will Keep Us Together” has announced that she is seeking a divorce from the Captain, her husband of 39 years. The Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel has been expecting this news for some time now. […]

George Jetson, popular resident of Orbit City, and his wife Jane have announced that they intend to seek a trial separation. “It’s true” said Jane Jetson. George and I have been going through a difficult stretch in our marriage.  He’s changed.  He’s not the same man I married.  That’s all I’m going to say about […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have a very special sit down with former Eagles’ guitarist Glenn Frey, who will discuss his love of porn and give our readers tips on how to improve their porn experience. MI: Good afternoon Glenn.  May I call you Glenn? GF: Of course.  I’m informal.  Very informal.  That’s why […]

  With Christmas over, many Americans who relied on the holiday find themselves out of work.  Famed reindeer Rudolph is one of them.  I caught up with him as he waited in line at the local unemployment office. MI:  Good morning Rudolph. RRNR:  What’s up? MI:  After the glory and romance of Christmas eve, do you […]