It has been announced that Jack and Jill, two teenagers who went to the top of the hill to fetch a pail of water, have been fined by the Environmental Protection Agency. “The actions of Jack and Jill have had serious debilitating effects on the environment” declared EPA administrator Gina McCarthy. What gives these two […]

For years Superman has dubbed himself as the man “who can leap tall buildings in a single bound.” However that may be in danger after an embarrassing incident in New York City over the weekend that left him dangling from One World Trade Center’s antenna. “We got a call saying someone was stuck on the antenna” said […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing well-known crime fighter Batman. MI: Good afternoon Batman or may I call you Bruce? BM: No you may not call me that.  I am Batman.  I have a secret identity.  I know of Mr. Wayne but I am not him. MI: Okay we’ll play your game.  So Bruce, I’m […]

After severing all ties with Donald Trump over his comments about the undocumented immigrants crossing our southern border NBC announced today that after an extensive search for a host who would “promote the values of NBC” they have finally found their man.  Or woman. Depending on your point of view. “We believe our new host will […]

Atticus Finch, controversial rape-denying lawyer in the town of Maycomb Alabama, has come under increasing fire from the National Organization of Woman for his defense of Tom Robinson and his denial that Mayella Ewell was ever raped. “Rape is an epidemic in America” said NOW’s president, Terry O’Neill. Every day on our college campuses, in […]

Controversial superhero or super menace, depending on your point of view, Thor was arrested by police today and charged with possession of a hammer without a license. The arrest follows public outcry over Thor’s use of his hammer in violent incidents that placed innocent lives in jeopardy. “Sure Thor uses his hammer to fight evil […]

Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire, owner of a mansion and a yacht, has gone into hiding after reports surfaced that he killed a rabbit while on a safari in Africa. Fudd, whose whereabouts are currently unkown, feared for his life when People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals published photos of him on safari surrounded by […]

It has been announced that former television star Bill Cosby has been signed to play the lead in a new movie directed by Mel Gibson. “I’m excited to have Cosby associated with this project” said Gibson. I’ve been looking for a comeback vehicle for a long time.  I was going to direct a biography of […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Bob the Builder. MI: Good morning Bob the Builder. BB: Good day to you Manhattan Infidel.  It’s always a pleasure to meet people. Say, your office is kind of run down. Can I build you a new one. MI: First off this isn’t my office.  It’s a Burger […]

Captain America, real name Steve Rogers, has been killed in Iraq by ISIS insurgents, tragically ending the Muslim Outreach program promoted by Secretary of State John Kerry. “After the Iran Deal Kerry decided to send an American over to Iraq to represent a softer, gentler, more inclusive America” said a colleague of Captain America who wishes […]