The  equipment buzzed and flashed.  On the table was strapped a copy of the Constitution of the United States.  Grafted onto it were the Constitutions of Venezuela and Iran. Mad Scientist Dr. Nancy Pelosi and her assistant Harry “Igor” Reid danced maniacally around the table as it was lowered from the ceiling.  The equipment was […]

From the White House front lawn Katie Couric looks into the camera: Katie Couric: Greetings from the House of Noncolor.  All three major networks (and we don’t consider Fox a major television network) are proud to simulcast President Obama’s Non-denominational End of Year Holiday Spectacular.  I’d like to introduce my cohost, MSNBC political reporter Chris […]

Just back from a trip to the Far East that saw President Obama continue his trend of bowing,  White House physicians are worried that this trend might harm the President’s soft, malleable backbone. “We first noticed this disturbing trend in Saudi Arabia” said a physician associated with the Administration.  “While we have no objections to […]

Worldwide sensation Barack Obama brought his act to West Point and performed in front of a packed crowd at Eisenhower Hall.  Security was tight as Obama and his backup band The Obamas were led to the stage by a phalanx of state troopers. Obama thanked the crowd  for coming and launched into his no 1. […]

Fresh off the departure of Anita Dunn the White House has announced that RoboCop will be their new Communications Director. “We needed someone who had experience dealing with the public as well as someone with a strong message.  RoboCop fulfills both these needs” said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. RoboCop was then introduced.  Stepping to the […]

December 7th 1941: The Japanese today launched a devastating attack against the Navy at Pearl Harbor in Hawaii.  First reports indicate that many battleships have been sunk and that lives of American servicemen have been lost. President Roosevelt was told of the attack shortly before a scheduled meeting with representatives of Indian tribes.  Roosevelt opened […]

Tragedy struck Ft. Hood Texas as a Muslim psychiatrist opened fire on base, killing 13 and wounding 30. According to reports the gunman, Major Nadal Hassan began the day by giving all his possessions away and preparing to do glorious battle with the enemies of Allah.  Figuratively of course. Already there is much speculation as […]

The House of Representatives’ Health Reform Bill is over 1900 pages and weighs 20 pounds.  And the reviews are in. Publisher’s Weekly declared “The House Health Reform Bill is a monumental work of fiction that would make Tolstoy proud.” The New York Times called it “Long…..very very long…..filled with plot twists and bizarre characters.  Perhaps […]

In a ceremony from the Rose Garden, President Obama signed into law a series of Presidential decrees that he hopes will “Define my Presidency.” Starting in June asparagus will be outlawed.  All those caught with asparagus will be forced to wear T-shirts that say “I am personally displeasing to President Obama.” All wood-burning stoves will […]

In a stunning turn of events, President Obama’s newly appointed Pay Czar Ken Feinberg was forced to abdicate his position and later was kidnapped by Bolsheviks. Shortly before 10 A.M. Feinberg, disheartened by the progress of the War in Afghanistan and realizing that his position had become politically untenable, abdicated as the United States’ Pay […]