Every day throughout the United States, Democrats gather to celebrate the mystery of Obama.  Senators, Congressman,  state officials, lay faithful face the celebrant as he intones the words, “This is Obama’s body, which is being socialized for you.  Do this in memory of him.” Despite the apparent harmony a sizable minority of Democrats say that […]

The First Ecumenical Council of the White House, a gathering of Democratic Senators and Congressmen, responding to the “needs of the times”, has declared Barack Hussein Obama, 44th President of the United States, infallible when pronouncing dogma Ex Cathedra Oval Office. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid told assembled reporters that the doctrine of the infallibility […]

The union of the followers of Obama has been rent by a recent controversy regarding his body and blood.  Previously the approved formula for the body and blood of Obama had been called “Transubstantiation” whereby ordinary bread and wine is converted into the body and blood of Obama.  However, recently a breakaway group have promulgated […]

With the results of the Presidential election of 2008 giving the followers of Obama the room to practice their religion without fear, many theologians are now turning to defining their faith in the Obama. “There are many questions still unresolved as to the nature of Obama.  We now have a historic opportunity to define our […]

Always on the front lines and proud of its cutting edge reputation, New York is the first state in the union to declare war on the dreaded enemy of mankind, the silent killer – sodium.  Assemblyman Felix Ortiz (D-Brooklyn) has introduced a bill that would ban all salt in the preparation and cooking of restaurant […]

Using the authority given to him under the Constitution, President Obama today visited a local elementary school playground to make a series of controversial recess appointments. “The Republicans say I cannot do this.  But unlike me, the Republicans aren’t Constitutional scholars.  I clearly have the authority to make recess appointments and that is what I’m […]

Recent events seem to have confirmed that taking our Constitution and flushing it down a toilet has become the the favorite pastime in Washington D.C.  Not wanting to appear unsophisticated in front of the more liberal citizens of New York City I decided to try my hand at it. My only previous experience with document […]

Dateline Philadelphia The Second Continental Congress today passed a Declaration of Independence. “This has been the most open, most transparent process in history” declared its author, Thomas Jefferson of Virginia.  The Declaration effectively ends the colonies political association with the Kingdom of Great Britain. Despite Jefferson’s claims, the mode of passing and indeed the Declaration […]

After engaging in an almost three minute rant on the floor of the House where he castigated the press for paying too much attention to the Massa scandal and not enough to Afghanistan, Congressman Kennedy (D-RI) asked permission to revise and extend his remarks which were entered into the House journal. “Madame Speaker.   Members of […]

Disgraced freshman Congressman Eric Massa (D-NY) is laying bare the entire tale of the events leading up to his departure from Washington. “I’m sitting there showering, naked as a jaybird and here comes Rahm Emanuel not even a towel wrapped around his tush” states Massa.  “Do you know how awkward it is to have a […]