For as much as many have taken in hand to set forth in order a narration of the things that have been accomplished by Barack Obama among us according as they have delivered them unto us, who from the beginning were eyewitnesses, it seemed good to me also, the Manhattan Infidel, to write that […]

  The Democratic National Committee was privileged to have a traditional Cherokee warrior, Elizabeth Warren, give a rousing speech to the 2012 convention. Wearing a traditional Cherokee red jacket, black blouse and traditional Cherokee I.D. badges around her neck, Warren began her speech with a traditional Cherokee greeting: Thank you! She then introduced herself to […]

With the introduction of  Paul Ryan as Mitt Romney’s running mate, the Obama campaign wasted little time in unveiling their latest ads.  As a service to my readers I now present some of the more salient commercials. Commercial No. 1: When Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his running mate what was the message he […]

Confirming long-standing rumors that Joe Biden would be replaced on the ticket, President Obama announced today that his running mate in the 2012 general election will be toothpaste.  Making the announcement in the Rose Garden, Obama praised Biden for his years of service. In making this announcement I want to say that this is not […]

New statistics released from the nonpartisan group “Let’s Stop Cancer Now and Republicans Are Racist” show that Mitt Romney has replaced smoking as the leading cause of cancer in the United States. “We were as as shocked as anyone” said the director of the nonpartisan group. I mean we all know that smoking cigarettes causes […]

  With the Presidential campaign in full swing, indeed with the conventions upon us, it is time to take a closer look at the character of Mitt Romney.  After extensive talks with people who have known and worked with Romney in the past a clear picture of his character emerges.  He is a bully.  But […]

When President Obama was photographed holding a baseball bat (a potentially lethal weapon) in his hand while talking to Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan a diplomatic war of words ensued. The opposition Turkish Republican People’s Party called the photo “an implicit insult to Turkey and its citizens.”  Turkish leaders have called for an apology from […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel as part of my continuing series of exclusive interviews with popular public personages I am pleased to interview the current mayor of Gotham, his honor Michael Bloomberg, aka, the World’s Biggest Asshat (“WBA“). MI:  Good afternoon your Honor. WBA:  Thank you for having me here Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Before we start […]

In news that shocked everyone in Washington, the Democratic National Committee has replaced its Chairperson, Debbie Wasserman Schultz with Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, better know to an earlier generation as “Bagdad Bob.” “We were all fond of Debbie” said DNC executive director Patrick Gaspard.  “But we felt she lacked the aggressiveness to combat those who oppose […]

  Editor’s note:  The months leading up to President Obama’s second inaugural address were fraught with tension.  Twenty five states seceded from the Union.  Ten more were on the verge of secession or had declared federal laws “null and void.”  It was in this context that the Great Leader amidst unprecedented security to protect him […]