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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: May 2019, Last Catholic Bishop in America Executed

In a great moment all true lovers of America and the state have waited for Cardinal Dolan of New York, the last Catholic bishop left in the United States was sent to the electric chair for treason. The end of Dolan, formerly a Cardinal in the treasonous, superstitious and anti-Democratic Catholic Church began in 2014 […]

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Manhattan Infidel Calls the Healthcare.Gov 800 Number

As everyone whose name isn’t Barack Obama knows, the rollout of the Affordable Care Act has been fraught with difficulties including a non-workable web site with over 500,000 million lines of code.  Fortunately for the millions hundreds of thousands tens of thousands, thousands who have tried to sign up via the web site an 800 […]

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Manhattan Infidel’s Guide to Enjoying the Decline and Fall of New York City

New York City has had a good run the past 20 years.  In fact it’s been a relative paradise to live in compared to big city shitholes such as Chicago and Los Angeles.  But all that is about to change. New York is poised to elect a former Sandinista,  Bill De Blasio, as our next […]

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My Exclusive Interview With the Somers New York Chief of Police

Recently a homeowner living in the town of Somers in Westchester County, New York had a pro-second amendment sign taken from his property.  Security cameras reveal that it was actually a police officer who did this.  With this slap in the face of the first amendment in mind I traveled to Somers to discuss the […]

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Car Chase, Shootout Near Capitol Building; Motive Unclear and We Don’t Want to Speculate But It’s the Tea Party’s Fault for Holding America Hostage

An unidentified woman took Washington D.C. police on a car chase and was shot dead near the Capitol building.  The scene is still chaotic and shifting and as a service to my readers I take you live to CNN’s coverage. Wolf Blitzer: I am standing a block from the U.S. Capitol Building, which is in […]

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A Special Message From the NSA Regarding the Government Shutdown

From:  NSA Headquarters, Ft. George G. Meade, Maryland To:  All Americans As you may know the Federal government is currently shut down.  This has caused pain and distress for all Americans, not just the majority employed by the Federal government. National parks are shut down.   The Navy-Air Force game has been cancelled. The First Lady […]

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Surviving the Government Shutdown

So the Federal government has shut down.  Again.  As a member of the mainstream media I place the blame squarely where it belongs:  On the old white men of the Republican party who want women and children to die. You may be asking why is a government shutdown so bad?  Well like most Americans you […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Democratic Party’s Declaration on Education (Part II)

I now present part of my continuing series of  feverish nightmares documents I feel the general public should be made aware of. II. Since caregivers (parents to Republicans) have given children their life they are bound by the most serious obligation to educate their offspring and therefore must be recognized as the primary and principal […]

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My Exclusive Interview With John McCain

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the privilege of interviewing former Naval aviator, prisoner of war, presidential candidate and Republican senator from Arizona, John McCain. MI: Good afternoon Senator McCain.  With a war with Syria potentially days away it is important that my readers have a chance to hear from you. JM: Thank you.  Who the hell […]

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Deal Reached to Avert War in Syria or Something

United States Secretary of State Herman Munster John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergey V. Lavrov have announced a historic agreement that will avoid a U.S. airstrike against Syria. Speaking at a joint press conference Mr. Munster Kerry said that This agreement, if fully implemented, will avert U.S airstrikes and provide a framework for peace […]

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