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Brave, Progressive Minneapolis Renames Columbus Day “Indigenous Peoples Day”

Braving the ridicule it knew it was going to get from the unprogressive, the white privileged, the white Hispanic murderers of black men, the abled and others too despicable to mention, the Minneapolis City Council voted unanimously to change Columbus Day to “Indigenous Peoples Day.” The official resolution read in part: The city of Minneapolis […]

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American Serfs Eagerly Await Birth of New Ruler

With the news that Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former President Bill Clinton and future President Hillary Clinton, is expecting her first child, serfs across the United States reacted with joy. “With Ted Kennedy dead and all the other Kennedy’s locked up or on parole America desperately needs a new royal family” declared Anderson Cooper on his program […]

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Medical Science Amazed by Man Born with Head Up His Ass

In what has been described as a “first” in the history of recorded science, a man born with his head up his ass has survived to adulthood and is apparently able to function, albeit on a limited level. The subject in question, New York City mayor Warren Wilhelm, Jr., (better known by his stage name […]

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The Ten Commandments of the Democratic Party

Today at Manhattan Infidel I want to explore a topic that should be of much interest to all Americans:  The Ten Commandments of the Democratic Party. These commandments, hallowed by antiquity and the 1960s have been the source of Democratic theology and moral law. For those of my readers who may be unfamiliar with these […]

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The Midnight Ride of the New York Resistance

In the wake of the Newtown school shooting, the King Governor of New York, King George III Andrew Cuomo and his ilk in the state assembly rushed through the so-called Safe Act. As citizens subjects of New York State began to realize that freedom and liberty were now lost resistance to the so-called Safe Act […]

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United States Invades Belgium!

Seventy years after World War II, Belgium was once again invaded by a foreign occupying power.  President Obama arrived in Belgium with an army of 900 people, 45 vehicles and three cargo planes.  U.S. helicopters flew over the Capitol of The Hague and Secret Service agents patrolled sewers and hospitals looking for resistance fighters. As […]

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Never Go Full Dinkins!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today, March 17th is St. Patrick’s Day.  Here in New York City the big event is the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade up Fifth Avenue.  (Former governor Hugh Carey once famously remarked that they “march up 5th and stagger down 3rd.”) The New York City St. Patrick’s Day parade is not […]

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The Song of the Mainstream Media

Being something of an amateur archaeologist I love finding long lost items, be they parchment scrolls or relics.  During one of my excursions I came across an old document, written in Latin (then the language of the elite).  I have translated it into English for my readers to peruse. I now present to you The […]

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The Lamentations of Hillary Clinton

With the 2016 presidential campaign now in full swing all eyes turn the former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who has been all but anointed as the 45th chief executive.  I recently had the chance to sit down with the former senator from New York.  Madame Secretary was most gracious and gave me unfettered access […]

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Not Working Will Set You Free

With the news that the Affordable Health Care Act may cause two million people to leave the labor force, the Obama administration was quick to note the benefits that this will bring. “Not working will set you free” declared press Secretary Jay Carney. For the first time in recorded history people will be free not […]

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