With the acquittal of the officer who put Eric Garner in a choke hold New York City remains tense.  Tall, socialist freak Warren Wilhelm Jr. (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) spoke emotionally of the toll of being black has on his son and the advice he gave him about how […]

On Wednesday a grand jury in Staten Island, New York decided not to indict a police officer in the death of gentle giant Eric Garner. Immediately after the announcement protests erupted across the city.  Believing it is my responsibility to provide my readers with the facts made up entertaining shit I have decided to review […]

On August 9th 2014, Michael Brown, the so-called “gentle giant” of Ferguson, Missouri was shot dead by infamous white cop Darren Wilson.  The ensuing rioting both after the initial incident and after the grand jury report changed America forever.  Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we will use today’s post to examine the timeline […]

Thanksgiving.  A uniquely American holiday and for many their favorite.  Turkey. Football. Traveling to see loved ones.  Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ what better way to spend this American holiday than with one of the architects of the new American healthcare system:  Jonathan Gruber. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Gruber. And happy Thanksgiving! JG: Thank […]

It has recently been revealed that civil rights icon Rev. Al Sharpton is having difficulty paying his taxes.  With federal liens of over $3 million and state tax liens of $777, 657 Mr. Sharpton is in danger of no longer being able to influence politics in our country. Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan […]

Recently the political blogging community, of which I am a respected tolerated get the f*ck out of my bathroom  member has been talking about Vice President Joe Biden. Specifically his expanding forehead. It appears that Biden’s forehead has increased in size as seen from this recent picture. But why?  What could cause the Vice President’s […]

The perennially late mayor of New York City, Warren Wilhelm, Jr., (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio) today angered Satan, one of his biggest backers, by showing up 45 minutes late for a scheduled meeting. “I had a very rough night and woke up sluggish” said the mayor. I should have […]

With the midterms elections over enough time has passed to reflect upon its meaning.  What does the Republican wave forebode?  Who better to talk about it than former ABC News anchor, Dead Peter Jennings. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Dead Peter Jennings.  May I call you Dead? DPJ: Peter will be fine.  I don’t insist on formalities. MI: Very well […]

Recently the future 45th president of the United States Hillary Clinton, who will reign from 2017 to 2025 was quoted as saying “Don’t let anybody tell you that, you know, it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs.” Because of the controversy these comments engendered Ms. Clinton had to backtrack and modify her comments and claim […]

North Korea’s Supreme dictator Kim Jong-Un has not been seen in public in over two months and there are fears that the secretive leader has been deposed or assassinated. “There are many things that could be wrong” said a spokesman with the CIA’s Department of Just Guessing About Shit. We really have no solid evidence […]