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Inspector General’s Report Finds Hillary Clinton Lied About Her Private Email Server But That It Wouldn’t be Fair to Indict Her Since She’s a Democrat and That Means She’s Not a Racist! Not Like Donald Trump!

After a lengthy investigation the Inspector General’s office released a report stating that presumptive president-in-waiting Hillary Clinton lied to investigators about her email server. Among the specific findings: Mrs. Clinton never sought approval from government officials for her private email server Officials in 2010 who expressed concerns were warned to “never speak of the Secretary’s […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Ken Burns

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than award-winning PBS documentary filmmaker Ken Burns. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Burns. KB: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You’ve had quite a lot of success as a filmmaker.  The Civil War, Baseball, Jazz are just some of your documentaries. What brings you to such disparate topics? […]

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Tales From the Former Federal Republic: United States to Sue North Carolina

In another blow to the long-dead concept of Federalism and States Rights, the United States announced that it will be suing North Carolina because of that State’s anti-LGBT legislation. “The state of North Carolina seeks to force transsexuals to use the bathroom of their sex at birth, which was an accident, rather than respect the […]

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Dim-Witted, Slack-Jawed Mental Deficient Says Stupid Thing

Mayor Warren Wilhelm, Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio), the notoriously mentally-challenged mayor of New York City has upped the war on food. “Chick-fil-A is anti-LGBT” said Mayor Wilhelm, who continues to defy expectations by walking upright. This group imparts a strong anti-LGBT message by forcing their employees and volunteers to adhere to a policy […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: January 2025, President Hillary Clinton Looks Back on Eight Successful Years as President!

January 19, 2025, Washington DC. Tomorrow President Hillary Clinton will hand off the office to her hand-picked successor: her husband Bill.  As a loyal member of the MSM it is my duty to remind my readers how great she has been for our country.  As such I want to give you what I feel are […]

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EPA Bans Resurrection!

The Environmental Protection Agency announced today that it has banned the Resurrection. “Most scientists believe that the resurrection was accomplished with a bright burst of light and energy” said EPA administrator Gina McCarthy. My purview is the environment, not science but from what I’ve been told this “burst of energy and bright light” is equivalent […]

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Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert Sentenced to 15 Months in Prison for Taking Money Out of His Own Bank Account

Note on today’s post: Yes, I realize Hastert was trying to pay off a boy he sexually abused who was blackmailing him. But sex with a minor is not what the Government charged him with. It is not what the government convicted him of and it is not what the government sentenced him to jail for. […]

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Bruce Springsteen to Tour North Carolina Bathrooms

Recently two elderly women in a ladies room in Wilmington, North Carolina received the surprise of a lifetime: An impromptu performance by Bruce Springsteen as they were washing their hands. “We were quite shocked. Normally one doesn’t see a man in a woman’s restroom” said one. He burst through the door with his guitar and […]

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My Exclusive Interview With George Lopez

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the massively popular television star George Lopez. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Lopez. GL: Good afternoon. Are you feeling the Bern? MI: No, sorry. I’m not a supporter of Bernie Sanders. GL: What the hell’s wrong with you?  Don’t you think the rich should pay more taxes? MI: Actually I think […]

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#Fakeblacklivesmatter

Everybody remembers Rachel Dolezal. She was the head of the Spokane NAACP before it was discovered that she was actually white and was forced to resign. Well she’s back plugging her memoir, “Fake Black Lives Matter.” Recently she appeared on NBC’s Today Show to discuss her transsracialism. After her interview with Savannah Guthrie she sat down […]

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