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Surgeon General to Put Warning Labels on Everything!

Vivek Murthy, the Surgeon General of the United States, has announced that he will be expanding warning labels and will be placing them on everything. “Putting warning labels on cigarettes doesn’t go nearly far enough to protect our citizens” said Murthy. It is the job of the Federal government to ensure our citizens live safe, […]

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World of Competitive Suicide Bombing Wracked by Scandal!

One of the most popular moments in the holy month of Ramadan is the annual “Competitive Suicide Bomber” contest sponsored by Nathan’s Hot Dogs. “I have come from hundreds of miles away just to see this” said one of the people lucky enough to view the event. The contest began in 1974 as a dare […]

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Happy Fourth of July (The Last One As a Republic)

So this Monday is the Fourth of July. For me the Fourth of July isn’t a day to celebrate. It is a day of mourning. I mourn for the Republic we have lost and will never get back again. One hundred years of the “progressive” movement has reached its end game: transforming a limited government […]

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Gay Airport Attacked!

Just weeks after the attack at a gay nightclub in Orlando, hate reared its ugly head again in Istanbul Turkey as suicide bombers struck at the gay Ataturk airport, killing 41 people. One gay eyewitness describes a scene of panic and desolation. I heard some explosions. Then there was gay blood and gay severed limbs […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Archives: July 1776: Colonies Vote for a “Brexit”

Dateline Philadelphia, July 1776. World financial markets took a tumble today upon the news that the north American colonies voted “Yes”  on a so-called “Brexit“, the exit from Great Britain. “The people of the colonies have spoken” said John Adams, one of the leaders of the Brexit movement. We have taken back our country. No longer will we […]

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House Democratic Schedule Revealed!

Being an alcoholic a reporter I am always vomiting in alleys and losing my pants looking for a scoop. So when House Democrats sat down on the floor of the House last week I, like many Americans, wondered why? Using my skills as an investigative reporter how much to touch it? I was able to get the official […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: Retired Congressman Charlie Rangel Afraid to Leave Home!

From his home in Harlem, retired congressman Charlie Rangel stares out his window and contemplates the streets below him. “I still believe law-abiding citizens shouldn’t carry a gun” said Rangel. But surely there should be some exception for a former congressman like me?  It’s dangerous out there. When I first retired I went out one […]

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My Exclusive Interview with President William Howard Taft

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing our 27th president, none other than William Howard Taft. MI: Good afternoon President Taft. WHT: Good afternoon Mr. Infidel. MI: So tell me what’s it like being president? WHT: It has its perks. You know I get to go to baseball games for free. […]

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FDA to Regulate Breast Feeding!

The Food and Drug Administration announced today that starting in 2017 it will regulate and monitor all mother’s milk in the United States. “It’s a question of purity and health” said Robert Carliff, the Commissioner of Food and Drugs and head of the FDA. While we applaud breastfeeding we are concerned that mother’s milk is […]

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Radicalized Muslim Kills 50 in Orlando; The Motive Remains a Mystery Template™

Once again a person who appears to have come from the Middle East and who appears to be Muslim, though at this point we must not jump to conclusions, has committed a mass shooting. In this case the worst mass shooting in American history. But what could have been his motive? Hatred of LGBTs?  Was […]

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