Radicalized Muslim Kills 50 in Orlando; The Motive Remains a Mystery Template™

man-caused violence committed by, hopefully, a Trump supporter acting on Donald Trump's orders

man-caused violence committed by, hopefully, a Trump supporter acting on Donald Trump’s orders

Once again a person who appears to have come from the Middle East and who appears to be Muslim, though at this point we must not jump to conclusions, has committed a mass shooting. In this case the worst mass shooting in American history. But what could have been his motive? Hatred of LGBTs?  Was he a gun nut?  To help my readers make sense of this man-caused violence I have created this handy template.

Fifty people have been killed at a gay club in Orlando, Florida

  • And we call ourselves civilized!
  • We must confiscate all automatic guns!
  • This is what Donald Trump has wrought!
  • I bet the gunman was a white, Republican homophobe. Because all white Republicans are.  Secretly gay and homophobic!

It appears the gunman was Muslim

  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!
  • He became enraged when he saw two men kissing – he’s a homophobe
  • I bet his assault weapons were bought illegally
  • AGAIN. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!

It appears the guns were bought legally and that the gunmen (probably a white male Republican) had a Florida security officer license and a state firearms license

  • This just goes to show you that gun control laws do not go far enough
  • We must ban the second amendment. After all our founding fathers did not have assault weapon technology!
  • America’s gun culture is an embarrassment.  Europe is laughing at us!
  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!

Donald Trump has denied responsibility for the shooting

  • He would, wouldn’t he!
  • Confiscate his email server!
  • The shooter was no doubt a Trump supporter!
  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!

What is wrong with Republicans?

  • What do you expect from white men. When they aren’t committing rape they are shooting people
  • We must outlaw the Republican party.  Drive these people underground!
  • We must arrest Trump now before his supporters commit more mass shootings!
  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!

Trump continues to deny responsibility

  • I bet he was hoping Hispanics would get killed
  • I can’t wait for the Republican convention. We are going to riot and kill those who oppose gun control!
  • Do they have guns in Mexico? Perhaps a patriotic Mexican can cross the border and shoot him
  • THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION!

There you have it loyal readers. I hope this helps you process this tragedy. And may a merciful Allah confiscate your guns!  (Though I must stress, this has nothing to do with religion. We must not jump to conclusions.)

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  1. Petermc3 says:

    Yes indeed. Outlaw guns so only Crips, Bloods, drug cartels, inner city miscreants, rappers, politicians body guards and Muslims will have guns. Once they kill all the defenseless gunless white boy infidels and are properly dispatched America can return to its pre-founding fathers greatness.

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