It has been learned that disgraced former congressman and serial sexter Anthony Weiner has checked into a rehab clinic to fight his disease. The facility, The Home for the Perpetual Horny Loser, located in Westchester County has allowed Weiner to enter its advanced six-week “Dick Pic Free” program. Wishing to know more about this program […]

With only five days left until election day, President-by-acclamation Hillary Clinton  took to the stump to remind voters why they should vote for her. Using her tried themes of compassion and moving forward together Clinton reminded voters of her 40 years of accomplishment in the public eye. I have obtained a copy of the speech […]

The FBI has announced that it is reopening the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails after evidence was discovered in an unrelated investigation. While the “unrelated case” has not been officially identified sources say it has to do with Huma Abedin’s estranged husband, serial texter Anthony Weiner (picture here.) Having spent all weekend laying on the […]

Famous 1980s superstar Madonna has gone on record as promising oral sex to anyone who votes for Hillary Clinton on election day. “If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blow job” she told a packed crowd. Okay?  I’m really good. I take my time. I have a lot of eye contact and […]

Former congressman Anthony Weiner has joined a long list of people accusing Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump of inappropriate sexual contact. “Trump’s behavior has shaken me to my core” declared Weiner. Despite our political differences we have always maintained a civil relationship and I admire his success. Anyway I went up to his hotel room […]

From the Proving Once Again That Our Republic is Doomed Department:  Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) and his poll ratings continue to rise. This despite his only known accomplishment being returning New York City to the unlivable shithole it was in the 1970s (minus the cheap rents). A recent Marist college […]

The entire civilized world (excepting Scotland which has never been civilized) expressed horror and outrage over Donald Trump’s offensive comments about women. “I’m outraged and disgusted” said the leader of Respectable Citizens United Against Trump. This only confirms I was right in being outraged in the first place. But now I am even more outraged. […]

Proving once again that the Democratic party is the home to everything hip, Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had legendary singer Michael Bolton perform at a fundraiser. “I wanted a performer that would energize our base of youthful voters” said running mate Tim Kaine. And who better than Michael Bolton. He’s popular and at 63 relatively young […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, James Comey himself. MI: Good afternoon, Director Comey. JC: Please, call me Pedro Marcon. MI:  Um. Okay Pedro. JC: The trick to success in the FBI is stealth and hidden identities.  Pedro Marcon is one of my many aliases. MI: But […]

Hoping to overcome negative publicity after she collapsed at the 9/11 memorial, Hillary Clinton has gone on “Operation Physical Prowess” to prove to detractors that she has the stamina to be president. As part of the new public relations campaign, supporters of Mrs. Clinton were asked to bring small children to a campaign event for […]