Concerns that North Korea intends to start a war were intensified over the weekend when it was revealed that Kim Jong-un is now in possession of weaponized Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators courtesy of the notorious arms dealer Marvin the Martian. “Unfortunately the reports are true” said CIA director […]

                Outraged by the treatment of minorities in America many NFL players made their voices heard by kneeling during the National Anthem on Sunday. “I’m outraged! Simply outraged” said one NFL player when asked why he took part in the protests. I’m so outraged I don’t know what […]

                The Democratic Party (“The Party”) today added the Declaration of Independence to its Index of Prohibited Books, joining The Bible (anti-gender fluidity), the Adventures of Tom Sawyer (the “N” word) and anything written by Stephen King (too scary). “For too long we have tolerated this document” said […]

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I was planning on doing a post on all my spam. But then failed Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton showed up and demanded an interview. HC: Manhattan Infidel I want to talk to you! MI: Hillary Clinton, failed presidential candidate. How may I help you? HC: Failed?  You are […]

              It is election time here in Gotham and our beloved mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) is running for a second term. I recently had the chance to sit down with him and talk about what he wants to accomplish in his second term. MI: Good afternoon your […]

            As everyone knows there is a possibility of war between the United States and The Democratic People’s Republic of California. Um, I mean Korea. Though tensions remain high between the United States and California as well. Using my contacts in government I was able to arrange unlimited access to North […]

              Situated in upper Manhattan, the George Washington Bridge connects the borough of Manhattan with New Jersey. Now it’s bad enough that New Jerseyans have easy access to Manhattan but this bridge is named after a slave holder and white supremacist. While there is no solid evidence that Washington […]

                      Enraged that a statue of hatred stood outside New York’s Port Authority in midtown, angry activists took to the streets and attempted to tear it off its pedestal, set it on fire and throw the symbol of intolerance into the East River. The statue […]

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Lena Dunham, star of the critically acclaimed no one watches the piece of shit show “Girls”.  Miss Dunham is also known for shaming middle class airline employees who were having a private conversation she deemed […]

                    Regular readers reader of Manhattan Infidel will know that I recently interviewed Alyssa Milano. Well our favorite actress is back. This time she wants to discuss her new website where she hopes to hold President Trump accountable for his collusion with Russia. MI:  Good afternoon Miss […]