After holding extensive hearings, Congress today gave approval for the FDA  to market the so-called “Charlie Sheen Drug” as an over the counter medication for those suffering from postpartum depression. The hearing were at times contentious as opponents of the new drug gave testimony in hopes of preventing its approval. The most dramatic testimony came […]

Dateline 250 million B.C. After many millions of years together as the only land mass on Earth, the supercontinent Pangaea has broken up. In a statement released as he broke off, the North American plate said that he is leaving because “We have grown apart over the years.  Every day I can feel us moving […]

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Following a series of embarrassing incidents, the official Presidential teleprompter has been placed on a leave of absence effective immediately. According to a psychiatrist who specializes in computer personality disorders it is believed that the teleprompter has fallen victim to the HAL 9000 syndrome.  The HAL 9000 syndrome, named after the computer that went psycho […]

In some of the most radical changes to its core system of beliefs in decades, the U.S. Council of Catholic Bishops has announced sweeping changes in doctrine and practice. Out:  Sin, Hell, penance, the Virgin Mary. In:  Calisthenics, gluten-free food, hugs. “We don’t make these changes lightly” said one Bishop.   “But with scandals and […]

After watching the two main political parties in action I, Manhattan Infidel, have decided that an alternative is needed.  I believe it is time for a fresh face in Washington.  I believe I am that man.  However I appreciate that there are divergent opinions and if I run for President I may be as successful […]

Muammar Gaddafi, leader of the Socialist People’s Libyan Arab Republic has been overthrown sources report.    His successor as head of Libya is Hollywood bad boy and former star of Two and a half Men, Charlie Sheen. A clearly emotional Gaddafi, in a farewell message to the Libyan people that he hasn’t shot, said “I leave […]

On February 20th, 2009, a date which will live in infamy, a small humble blog named Manhattan Infidel debuted to intense anticipation and rave reviews. The New York Times wrote, “A small insignificant blog.  The blogger needs serious psychological counseling.” MSNBC opined that “Manhattan Infidel is just the latest manifestation of dangerous anti-government feelings.  Clearly […]

Hoping to revive its moribund prime time ratings, CNN has fired Kathleen Parker as cohost of Parker Spitzer and replaced her with recently deposed Egyptian strongman Hosni Mubarak.  Said a CNN executive: It’s clear that a change had to be made.  We think we’ve made the right choice with Mubarak.   He combines the sex […]

With our national debt now exceeding 13 trillion dollars and interest payments alone reaching 413 billion many Americans are having a hard time coming to grips with the reality of unsupportable debt. Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we have struggled with exactly how to present our impending financial armageddon in a way […]