U.S.Department of Treasury Washington D.C. From the office of the Secretary of the Treasury, Jacob J. Lew Good afternoon American bank account holders! By now you’ve probably heard of a minor scuffle in Cyprus involving the taxation of bank accounts of ordinary citizens.  Many of you may be concerned and are asking yourselves, “Can something […]

  The teaching of right angles will be dropped from the curriculum of America’s public schools after it was announced that they are considered “racist and not in keeping with mainstream American values.” Declared DNC chairperson Debbie Wasserman Schultz: If President Obama’s election and reelection have shown anything, it is that it is time for […]

Despite being an Irish Catholic as a member of the mainstream media it is sometimes my duty to bravely take a cold, hard, objective look at world events.  And the election of a new Roman pontiff is no exception.  Yes readers, it was painful to do this.  Some say I am being brave.  Remarkably, extraordinarily […]

  Over the years at Manhattan Infidel I have had the pleasure of interviewing many figures one on one but today I will have the my first ever roundtable discussion. Joining me in the roundtable will be Morrissey, Jim Carrey, Mayor Michael Bloomberg and a horse. MI:  Good day to you all gentlemen. Morrissey:  I […]

  New York University President John Sexton announced today a new feminist curriculum to be offered in the Spring. New York University, like all higher schools of learning prides itself on being in the forefront of indoctrinating, I mean educating, the youth of America.  This new curriculum will further establish NYU as a leader in […]

Yesterday I detailed the government’s extraordinary findings on the workings of the Democratic brain.  Today I will present to my readers the results of the government’s mappings of the Republican brain.  The results are truly remarkable. Unlike the Democratic brain, the Republican brain shows new growth. “We were shocked by this” said a scientist. We […]

  During President Obama’s recent State of the Union address he mentioned that “our scientists are mapping the human brain” leading to speculation on when the mapping would be done and what would be discovered. The wait is over.  The Brain Activity Map Project, as it is called, has been finished.  And what it reveals […]

  On February 20, 2009 most humans went about their business not noticing that they were being watched.  Yes, watched.  For a malevolent force had taken interest in humans with the ultimate goal of conquest.  That malevolent force was none other than the blogger known as Manhattan Infidel.  And now, four years later my conquest […]

With the stunning news that Pope Benedict will resign effective February 28th I have decided to do what the MSM does best:  spare no time or effort to track down the facts speculate and make stuff up. Fact no. 1. Pope Benedict is an old white man.  Could he have resigned because of his hatred […]

In what can only be described as a calculated political act, President Obama murdered American icon Betty White at Camp David today. The tragic train of events were put in motion when President Obama invited Ms. White to spend the weekend at Camp David.  A thrilled Ms. White accepted immediately. “I haven’t spent the weekend […]