It is day three of my vacation.  I’d like to thank all those who support my blog.  I’d like to thank the web service that hosts my blog. But most importantly I want to thank the NYPD for allowing me access to a computer while “visiting” their fine facilities. In today’s climate of entitlement spending […]

It is day two of Manhattan Infidel’s vacation.  I’m having a good time my god I haven’t thrown up so much since college and I hope my loyal readers are as well. Because I care about my readers and If I ever need an alibi I know they will be happy to provide one I […]

After enjoying the Christmas celebrations at the Manhattan Infidel residence (which consists of a mini keg of Heineken and pizza) I have decided to take the week off and relax. But I will be back after the New Year. All this week while I relax drink heavily I will be re-posting some of my favorites […]

It’s Friday and that can only mean that the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ is buzzing with excitement. Because there’s nothing we enjoy more than sitting in a bar at 3 am on a Friday night promising much younger woman free drinks if they would agree to come back to our place.  Oh come on honey. […]

Santa Claus, CEO of Santa’s North Pole Workshop, Inc, a Delaware Limited Liability Company, angered many in the North Pole today when he announced that he is moving his headquarters to Texas. “It’s true” Santa told reporters. Look this is a sad day for me as well.  I’ve been in the North Pole for a […]

It is that time of year again gentle readers where Americans gather together to give thanks for their many benefits.  No wait, that’s the line at the welfare office. But since I know many would like to live the Manhattan Infidel lifestyle™ I will tell you how to enjoy a safe,meat-free, capitalist-free, imperialist war-mongering free, […]

To Secretary of State John Kerry: Like everyone else around the world I watched the terror attacks in Paris unfold on Friday with a sense of shock, dread and anticipation. Shock at the horror that was unfolding. Dread at the loss of life. Anticipation knowing that my phone would soon be ringing and you would once […]

With the resignation of the University of Missouri’s President and Chancellor over “systemic racism and Nazi poop” we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ must ask, “Why the fuss?” Why were students of a liberal university outraged over a swastika? They shouldn’t be.  They should be proud of the poop swastika. The swastika […]

Things have become tense in Heaven recently after the arrival of former senator and actor Fred Thompson. “I’ve lived here for awhile” said St. Francis. It’s a sleepy town.  A lot like Mayberry but with even fewer blacks. Not much happens.  Most of us just bathe in the light of eternal love.  But then Fred showed […]

Glamour Magazine has named former Olympian who formerly went by the name “Bruce” Jenner but now prefers to be called “Caitlyn” as its woman of the year. “While this choice may be controversial in the eyes of conservatives, Caitlyn represents everything we want a modern woman to be” said Glamour’s editor Cynthia Leive (pictured here). […]