Browsing the blog archives for December, 2022

Jolly Green Giant Has Attack of Diarrhea; Destroys Small Town!

                    The Jolly Green Giant, long seen as a harmless character, had a disastrous attack of diarrhea today which resulted in an entire town being destroyed. “It was the most horrible thing I’ve even seen” said one local resident. Parents were trying to shield their children.  […]

Linus Expelled From Elementary School for Binary Activity!

                Local child Linus Van Pelt has been expelled “with extreme prejudice” from the elementary school he was enrolled in after teachers and administrators became concerned over his “binary and nationalistic” beliefs. Sources report that Van Pelt had always been on the school board’s radar. “He brought his […]

Newly Declassified Documents Show CIA Role in Assassination of H.R. Pufnstuf!

            Documents recently declassified from the National Archives show what many over the years have suspected:  The CIA planned and carried out the assassination of H.R. Pufnstuf. “I asked someone from the National Archives if the CIA was involved” said a reporter looking into the documents. And he said “Definitely. […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview with Harry and Meghan!

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of interviewing the John and Yoko of the British Royal Family, Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. MI: Good afternoon to the two of you. H & M:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Many […]

Old Man Winter to Transition and Use Zhe/They/Them Personal Pronouns

                      Old Man Winter announced today that he is in the process of transitioning. “For the first time I feel alive and free” said Old Man Winter. My entire life I’ve felt different. I’ve never fit in.  I’ve always believed that something was wrong with […]

Jesus’ Resurrection Deemed “Russian Disinformation” by Security Experts!

                    The Central Intelligence Agency and 50 top security experts have weighed in on the controversial “resurrection” of Jesus. “If we are right, this is Russia trying to influence what Americans do on Sunday, and we believe strongly that Americans need to be aware of this” […]

A Modest Proposal (To Break Up the United States)

                    Even a very brief examination of the map of Europe over the last 2,000 years shows that borders are not sacred objects.  Borders change.  Sometimes peacefully.  Most often not.  And since it is now abundantly clear that the U.S. cannot continue as it is and […]