With the beginning of the holiday season what better time is it to interview none other than the North Pole’s strangely anthropomorphic snowman Sam, aka Mr. Silver and Gold. MI:  Good morning Mr. Snowman. SSM:  Please, call me Sam. MI:  Okay Sam.  Tell me, what exactly is your […]

                    Sonny the Cuckoo bird, corporate spokesperson for Cocoa Puffs cereal, was injured earlier today in a rush hour car crash. “I heard this car engine revving and then a squeal of tires.  Then I saw the crash” said an eyewitness. My first thought was that […]

                    Navy veteran Popeye the Sailor Man has been arrested by the FBI after an exhaustive investigation into leaks of classified intelligence. “We’ve had our eye on Popeye for some time” said the FBI agent in charge of the investigation. At first we thought that the […]