Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, July 18th, 2018

Flipper Enters Dolphin Sex Rehab!

            Flipper, a beloved bottlenose dolphin at the Coral Key Park and Preserve has voluntarily entered a rehab facility to treat his addiction to sex with humans. “I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this” said the Chief Warden Porter Ricks. But lately Flipper had become insatiable. It’s a problem […]