Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, July 13th, 2018

Mueller Indicts Wile E. Coyote!

            Special prosecutor Robert Mueller today indicted Wile E. Coyote for colluding with the Russians to damage America’s pristine southwestern desert environment. “For years Mr. Coyote has destroyed the environment” read the 200-page indictment. Using Acme Corporation, a Russian shell company, he has used a variety of rockets, giant anvils […]