Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, May 10th, 2018

McGruff the Crime Dog Forcibly Sterilized!

              Disgraced former crime fighter McGruff the crime dog’s reputation took a further hit today after he was forcibly sterilized in a last ditch attempt to cure his “wide pooping.” “This is a sad day for all fans of McGruff” said the doctor who performed the sterilization. Every time […]