Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, May 7th, 2018

McGruff the Crime Dog Arrested!

              A series of public defecations that have left investigators baffled took a stunning turn when popular personality McGruff the Crime Dog was arrested after being caught in flagrante delicto defecating on a high school football field. “We chased him down and eventually corned him” said an arresting officer. […]