Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, May 1st, 2018

Clintons Open Laundromat!

              America’s sweethearts, Bill and Hillary Clinton, have announced a new joint venture: They will run a laundromat catering to their high-end friends. “Everybody needs something laundered” said Bill Clinton. Let’s say you have more than $47,100 lying around that you want to contribute to your favorite politician. Normally […]