Manhattan Infidel Presents a United States. History Test










Since the Masters of America in the MSM have decided that the children must now lead and since the aforementioned kids showed such stunning ignorance of the reasons for the 2nd amendment we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel decided to find out exactly what kids are being taught in school.

Presented for your edification is a typical U.S. history test taught in our public schools today.

What did the Mayflower Compact do?

  1. Set up a framework of self-government among the Pilgrims
  2. Granted the pilgrims the ability to make currency
  3. Set up so-called legal justification for genocide against the native Americans
  4. The Mayflower Compact was written by white men as such we will not waste our time studying it

What is Mercantilism?

  1. The belief that a nation should export more than it imports
  2. The belief that a nation should tax it colonies highly while taxing those in the mother country much less
  3. What’s wrong with higher taxes? They pay for our social safety net
  4. Mercantilism is not socialism therefore it is evil

Who wrote the Federalist Papers?

  1. Thomas Jefferson
  2. Alexander Hamilton, James Madison and John Jay
  3. The guy who wrote the Davinci Code
  4. Jay Z

The Whig Party was formed in opposition to which President?

  1. Andrew Jackson
  2. James Knox Polk
  3. Donald Trump
  4. We are part of the resistance.  Impeach Trump!

What is the 14th Amendment?

  1. Granted citizenship to African Americans
  2. It abolished the 2nd Amendment
  3. No seriously. We need to abolish the 2nd amendment
  4. Guns were invented by white people. This makes them evil

What did W.E.B. Du Bois believe was the key to social change for African Americans?

  1. Higher education
  2. Vocational skills
  3. Socialism
  4. Reparations

Which of the following states dos not have any land acquired in the Louisiana Purchase?

  1. Missouri
  2. Nebraska
  3. All states were purchased illegally by raping the native Americans
  4. The United States is a racist nation. Only socialism can absolved it of its sins

I scored 100 percent. I believe we are in good hands and can trust the younger generation to lead us.



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