Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, February 13th, 2017

Captain Jean-Luc Picard Named “Most Boring Officer in Star Fleet”!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship Enterprise was named Star Fleet’s most boring officer beating out fellow shipmates Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge and Lieutenant Worf (son of Mogh.) “It was a tight race” said one of the judges. While all three are stunningly boring we found La Forge’s lack of success with the ladies, even […]