Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, February 6th, 2017

Emergency Medical Hologram on Voyager Deactivated Due to Glitch in Programming!

The Emergency Medical Hologram (“EMH“) aboard the Star Ship Voyager has been shut down because of aberrant behavior on its part. “It’s bad enough our doctor died so we had to activate the EMH” said Voyager’s Captain, Kathryn Janeway. I like my doctors like I like my bourbon: real and warm. No ice. And EMH’s always […]