Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 25th, 2016

Radicalized Winnie the Pooh Plots Destruction of Ashdown Forest!

Long a regular fixture of Ashdown Forest, Winnie the Pooh’s behavior has begun to trouble residents. “He was a very nice, um whatever he was” said Mrs. Lincoln, the proprietor of a local B&B. He wasn’t the brightest person around. Rather naive. Slow-witted. A dolt actually. But occasionally he would show some common sense. I remember […]