Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, May 11th, 2016

NASA Hires Cow to Jump over the Moon And to Improve Self-Esteem of Muslims

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration, stung by recent criticism that it can’t even put an astronaut into space, announced today that it has hired a cow to jump over the moon. “This will bring us into the 21st century” said NASA administrator Charles Bolden. We have heard the criticism that we are a useless agency whose […]