Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, May 2nd, 2016

EPA Bans Resurrection!

The Environmental Protection Agency announced today that it has banned the Resurrection. “Most scientists believe that the resurrection was accomplished with a bright burst of light and energy” said EPA administrator Gina McCarthy. My purview is the environment, not science but from what I’ve been told this “burst of energy and bright light” is equivalent […]

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