Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, December 24th, 2015

Santa’s Sleigh Explodes Over Sweden; ISIS Claims Responsibility; President Obama Urges Calm and Asks For “Common Sense” Gun Control

The world suffered an unspeakable tragedy today as Santa Claus, his sleigh, and all reindeer were lost when they exploded over Sweden during their round-the-world Christmas Eve trek. “We lost all downlink with Santa when he was over Sweden” said an official with NORAD. At first we thought it was just an issue with the satellite […]