Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, December 21st, 2015

White Man Denies His Bi-Racial Heritage!

Controversial Rebel Alliance fighter and former moisture¬†farmer from Tatooine, Luke Skywalker has renounced his true father, Darth Vader. “it’s a sore point with him” said good friend Hans Solo. He called me up one day all out of sorts. “Darth Vader told me I’m his son!” I told him to calm down and take a […]