Browsing the blog archives for October, 2013

A Special Message From the NSA Regarding the Government Shutdown

From:  NSA Headquarters, Ft. George G. Meade, Maryland To:  All Americans As you may know the Federal government is currently shut down.  This has caused pain and distress for all Americans, not just the majority employed by the Federal government. National parks are shut down.   The Navy-Air Force game has been cancelled. The First Lady […]

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Surviving the Government Shutdown

So the Federal government has shut down.  Again.  As a member of the mainstream media I place the blame squarely where it belongs:  On the old white men of the Republican party who want women and children to die. You may be asking why is a government shutdown so bad?  Well like most Americans you […]

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Michelle Obama Urges Americans to Drink More Water

First lady Michelle Obama has started a new campaign to get Americans to drink more water. “Water is cheap.  Water is pure.  Water is renewable.  There is so much water can do for us” declared the First Lady. Since launching my anti-obesity campaign in 2010 I have been concerned about the health of Americans.  What […]