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1 Oct 13

Michelle Obama Urges Americans to Drink More Water

First lady Michelle Obama has started a new campaign to get Americans to drink more water. “Water is cheap. Water is pure. Water is renewable. There is so much water can do for us” declared the First Lady. Since launching my anti-obesity campaign in 2010 I have been concerned about the health of Americans. What […]

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Michelle Obama Urges Americans to Drink More Water

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