Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, October 30th, 2013

Humpty Dumpty Taken Down by Homeland Security

Famous anthropomorphic egg Humpty Dumpty is dead after a shootout with agents from Homeland Security. The incident began around noon local time when a homeowner discovered Humpty sitting on the wall that marked his property line. “I yelled at him” said the homeowner. “Hey punk, get the f*ck off my wall.  That’s my property.” He […]