Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, December 11th, 2012

Tony the Tiger Mauls Young Child

Popular cereal mascot Tony the Tiger mauled a young child during a promotional appearance today in Poughkeepsie, New York. According to reports during a meet and greet session Tony was signing autographs for young children when he began licking one child’s face. “We thought it was cute at first” said the grieving mother.  “I mean, […]