Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, December 31st, 2012

Have a Safe and Government-Controlled New Year’s Eve!

  Greetings America from the Department of Homeland Security! The new year is upon us.  Like many of our citizens, documented and undocumented, we are sure that you have exciting new year’s eve plans.  And we here at the Department of Homeland Security would like help you have a great, exciting, safe and government-controlled new […]