Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, December 24th, 2012

Rudolph Tells Santa to “Shove It!”

In what may have far-reaching implications for Christmas and boys and girls everywhere, Rudolph, reindeer with a nose more colorful than Jim J. Bullock, has told Santa that he will not help him deliver toys this Christmas eve. “Now he wants my help? Now?” said an obviously distressed Rudolph. All I ever wanted was to […]