In a display of naked racism not seen since the heyday of the Ku Klux Klan, NASA’s Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite plunged to Earth, leaving a trail of disenfranchised in its wake.

The satellite, no doubt acting under orders from Tea Party leaders blazed through the night sky.  Though no one was hurt by falling debris the world was united in outrage.

Hollywood was quick to show its support for any peoples of color who might have been traumatized.

From New York, where he was appearing in a specially written segment of the Vagina Monologues entitled, “My Step Granddaughter’s Vagina. Oh how I love it”  Morgan Freeman speculated that if a white man was President, the UARS satellite would have remained in orbit.

Since Barack Obama became President racism has increased in this country.  We as a country have ask ourselves, if Barack Obama were white would the satellite have killed thousands of black people as it fell to Earth?  This satellite is racist.  There can be no other explanation.   Have I mentioned that my step granddaughter is 27 and I’ve been hitting that since she was 17?

On her nightly news show on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow speculated that perhaps the satellite was angered by same sex marriage.

It’s no coincidence that this satellite fell to Earth immediately after New York legalized same sex marriage.  It’s no coincidence that satellites are shaped like penises.  I’ve never seen a penis myself but I’ve heard about them.  They cause wars.  Well, this satellite is a penis!  A 42 ton silver penis!   And I’m outraged.  How low can Republicans sink?

Al Sharpton promised a day of outrage.  “Resist we much satellites” he said.  He also promised that if the satellite killed any minorities his followers will march through Harlem disrupting traffic and burning down Jewish-owed businesses but mostly burning down Jewish-owned businesses.

Hollywood has announced that it has greenlighted a movie called “Terror in the Night Sky” about a satellite that falls to the Earth after its orbit degrades and because Sarah Palin told it to kill black people but mostly because its orbit degrades.  The movie will star Jenny McCarthy as a sensitive and dedicated headmistress of an orphanage for autistic peoples of color that is in the direct path of the satellite’s fury.

“The script was the most compelling thing I’ve ever read”  said McCarthy.  “I play the hero.  I get to save all the children by distracting the satellite with my nonautistic breasts.”

The satellite will be played by Gerard Depardieu.

“He wasn’t the first choice” according to a studio executive.  “But he showed up in my office one day and kept pissing on my carpet. He said he wouldn’t stop until he got the job.”

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