Browsing the blog archives for March, 2011
Recently I had a chance to sit down with the Big Bad Wolf, or “Wolfie” as his friends call him. Mr. Wolf has been in the news recently accused of attempting to molest local teen vixen Little Red Riding Hood. MI: Good morning Mr. Wolf. Let’s begin with the question all my readers want to […]
Following a series of embarrassing incidents, the official Presidential teleprompter has been placed on a leave of absence effective immediately. According to a psychiatrist who specializes in computer personality disorders it is believed that the teleprompter has fallen victim to the HAL 9000 syndrome. The HAL 9000 syndrome, named after the computer that went psycho […]
In some of the most radical changes to its core system of beliefs in decades, the U.S. Council of Catholic Bishops has announced sweeping changes in doctrine and practice. Out: Sin, Hell, penance, the Virgin Mary. In: Calisthenics, gluten-free food, hugs. “We don’t make these changes lightly” said one Bishop. “But with scandals and […]
After watching the two main political parties in action I, Manhattan Infidel, have decided that an alternative is needed. I believe it is time for a fresh face in Washington. I believe I am that man. However I appreciate that there are divergent opinions and if I run for President I may be as successful […]