Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, August 6th, 2010

In Wake of Shooting, Ford's Theater to Review Security Procedures

Reacting to uproar over the assassination of President Lincoln, Ford’s Theater has announced a “complete overhaul” of their security procedures. “We should have seen this coming” said the Director of Ford’s Theater.  “What with our slogan and all.”  He is referring to Ford’s Theater’s official slogan of “Come for the play.  Stay for the assassination.  […]