Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Charlie Brown Shot Dead

Local resident Charlie Brown and several of his friends including Schroeder and Pig Pen were gunned down today execution-style at their high school. “There was blood everywhere” said the sheriff.  “It was horrible.  Absolutely horrible. Like a Deepak Chopra book.” The only witness to the shooting left alive was Mr. Brown’s teacher.  “I tried getting […]