It has been learned that Mr. Clean, successful commercial spokesman for Procter & Gamble has been hit with a potential career-ending sexual harassment suit. “It definitely looks bad” said a Hollywood insider.  “I mean he called the guy, sent him texts, photos of his privates.  This is a game changer.” Mr. Clean’s object of affection […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin’s grandson. Levi came to the attention of the world at the 2008 Republican convention.  Since then his life has taken many unique turns. MI:  Mr. Johnston I want to start out by asking you –  LJ:  Please.  Call […]

Robin Gibb, one-third of the Australian group The Bee Gees has not stayed alive.  His family has announced that he has not been stayin’ alive since Sunday. Gibb’s family announced in a statement that “Robin has decided to not stay alive following a long illness.  The family has asked that their privacy be respected during […]

In a major blow to its efforts to emerge from bankruptcy it has been learned that the Six Flags amusement park on the planet Vulcan has closed. “We had high hopes for our park on Vulcan” said Six Flags President and Chief Executive Officer Jim Reid-Anderson.  “Vulcan is a new and emerging market and we […]

The Manhattan Infidel has a confession:  A series of brutal rage-filled stabbings on the upper east side.  I am a hopeless romantic.  And like all rage-filled homicidal maniacs hopeless romantics I am drawn to the story of former New York assistant district attorney Catherine Chandler and her platonic love “Vincent.”  And so I am pleased […]

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel just give me your purse lady and no one gets hurt I have the distinct pleasure of interviewing Locutus of Borg.  Locutus is a controversial figure here on Earth, seeing as he was charged with making our assimilation into the Borg collective easier.  I am honored that […]

In what could be a first scientists have discovered a 2000-year old body fully preserved inside former baseball player Wade Boggs after Boggs went to his doctor complaining of “gasiness and feeling bloated.” “I thought maybe I had an ulcer or something” Boggs told doctors later. Instead, upon giving Boggs an endoscopy doctors were startled […]

  E! Entertainment Television plans to film a biopic of the Courtney Love story. While roles are still being cast it has been announced that the all-important role of Britney Spears will be played by Lindsay Lohan. Said an executive with E!: We are proud to have Lindsay Lohan on board for this project.  I […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am very pleased to interview the legendary actor and director Mel Gibson.  (I know what you are saying.  “Manhattan Infidel, how do you manage to get all these great interviews?“)  It’s simple really.  Be in the right place at the right time.  And look the other way when the midgets […]

As we approach the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the RMS Titanic there are many articles and television specials about the incident.  But here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we have taken a different track and have decided to interview a much-maligned player in the tragedy: the iceberg itself. MI:  Good afternoon […]