In news that shocked the world, everyone’s favorite couple broke up.  After spending the entire weekend tirelessly investigating this story sending tweets to Stewart saying “You like older men?” I have found the real reason for the breakup:  The Tea Party!  In the week since the shootings in Aurora by Tea Party activist and […]

  Tensions ran high in the city of Boston as reports first came in of the attack on the besieged Chick-fil-A, ordered by Boston Mayor Thomas Menino. The trouble first started when Chick-fil-A President Dan T. Cathy made comments that were interpreted as hate crimes to the LGBT community.  Menino then ordered all Chick-fil-A restaurants […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel is I believe a first.  I am pleased to interview a fictional character.  And a dead one at that.  I  present to my readers the dead investment banker Carl Bruner. MI:  Carl, welcome to Manhattan Infidel. CB:  Thank you.  It’s nice to be here. MI:  Tell us about yourself. CB:   […]

Once a staple of all cities, porn theaters have fallen upon hard times.  Overcome by rapidly developing technologies such as the internet and hand held devices, old fashioned triple x-rated movie theaters have almost become extinct.  But yesterday’s bust of Hollywood legend Fred Willard for allegedly exposing himself in such a theater shows that they […]

Local resident Bob Walker, 43, regrets his decision to buy two shōbijin (literally “small beauties“) at a garage sale. I was originally going to buy his set of Monkees vinyl albums when I noticed this straw lunchbox like thing.  I asked what it was and he said he had a pair of shōbijin in it […]

  Federal Marshall Matt Dillon of Dodge City, Kansas has been arrested after a year-long investigation of “improprieties.” “For 20 years he and his lover Miss Kitty were running a bordello.  How it was able to go on this long I don’t know” said one of the FBI agents involved in the investigation. Though personally […]

  Following up on yesterday’s post where I revealed to my readers the news that Lassie had been arrested for suspicion of setting the Colorado wildfires, today I have the privilege of interviewing the out-on-bail Collie. MI:  Good afternoon Lassie. Lassie:  Good afternoon. It’s good to be here.  I appreciate the opportunity to get my […]

  Lassie, a Collie who likes to hang out with United States Forest Rangers has spent the night in police custody after being named a “Collie of interest” in the raging wildfires devastating Colorado. Suspicions were first raised about Lassie when Bob Erickson and Scott Turner  the two forest rangers who adopted Lassie noticed burns […]

  A couple months ago I wrote about liberal icon Alec Baldwin and how he was annoyed by working class stiffs on board an airplane.  Well now this liberal icon has been annoyed again by a working class stiff (this time a photographer.)  Naturally I wanted to get to the bottom of this story so […]

Darrin Stephens, a fast-rising advertising executive in the Madison Avenue firm McMann and Tate has been fired from his job after his boss found out that his wife was in fact not a lesbian. Stephens’ boss, and former close friend,  Larry Tate (pictured here) had this to say about Stephens: Look it’s always disappointing when […]