Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to interview international supervillain Ernst Stavro Blofeld.  Mr. Blofeld was kind enough to sit down with me for our interview and he had only one condition:  that the location of the interview remain confidential.  A condition I strove to honor. MI: Mr. Blofeld good afternoon. May I […]

  The Borg Collective and Apple Computers have announced an exclusive and far-reaching partnership that will transform and update the Borg Model and make it competitive in the interstellar marketplace.  In a statement released today Apple CEO Tim Cook said: Apple is excited about this new partnership and recognize the galaxy-wide brand name of the […]

  On a chilly Saturday morning a group of fifteen adults met in the woods.  No, they weren’t bird watching.  Instead they were preparing to take part in the newest fad that is sweeping the globe:  Pete Best watching. “I’ve been bird watching for years” said one participant. But after awhile it became “been there […]

  Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to present to my readers a character who has been much in the news lately, the one and only Big Bird himself. MI:  Good morning Big Bird.  It’s a pleasure to meet you. BB:  Hi.  I’m Big Bird.  I’m a friend of Kermit’s.  We both live on […]

 Popular entertainment personality Stretch Armstrong is dead.  His torso was found alongside a note that said, “Is this all there is?”  His arms and legs were found 50 yards away.  His head has of yet not been found.  Stretch came to fame in the 1970s when he discovered at a local gym.  Said his first […]

Popular TV personality The Swedish Chef was gunned down by police at a DWI checkpoint last night. According to state troopers at approximately 1:27 am a BMV driven by the Swedish Chef approached the DWI checkpoint and was ordered to stop. We approached said vehicle and asked the driver to turn off the ignition.  We […]

Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel you want fries with that? we are constantly using all available resources what size Pepsi do you want with your meal? to bring to you, our readers, breaking news stories. With the news that Taylor Swift was dating a Kennedy male we sprang into action.  Using a […]

  Longtime Christian spokespersons Davey and his dog pal Goliath confirmed today during an appearance on The View that they are in a longstanding committed relationship. “Goliath and I just felt the time was right’ said Davey to applause.  “We no longer feel the need to hide our love.” The duo met on the set […]

  The beloved children’s show Sesame Street announced today that they will be adding a new Latino character for its 44th year. “We have always striven to stay abreast of the demographic changes in America” said a producer.  “So we’re firing the Irish character and bringing in a Latino.” “We know the Latino community is […]

  A week into the Summer Olympics in London and many teams have won medals, with the Chinese, the Americans and the South Koreans leading the pack. But one highly-touted team has yet to win a medal:  The Vulcan team. After years of negotiations, the Vulcan High Council relented and let a contingent of Vulcans […]