In the 24 hours since the momentous recall election in Wisconsin there have been many pundits who have given their opinion on the election results.  And in the spirit of fair and unbiased urine analysis I now offer my postmortem on the election. First an explanatory note.  The survey I took is not scientific.  If […]

  New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced his intention to ban all 32-ounce soft drinks in New York City as part of his desire to fight obesity.  In announcing the ban Bloomberg told reporters that “I think that is what the public wants the mayor to do.” Those unfamiliar with Mayor Bloomberg’s administration may […]

  After nine days of deliberations the jury in the campaign finance fraud trial of former senator and presidential candidate John Edwards who was accused of diverting campaign funds to his mistress found his penis not guilty on one count and deadlocked on the other counts. Speaking on the steps of the courthouse after the […]

It is my distinct pleasure to recently have had the opportunity to engage in a casual and intimate conversation with the ambassador to one of the United States’ staunchest allies in Europe, the honorable Robert Kupiecki of Poland, which I now present to my readers. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Ambassador. RK:  Good afternoon Mr. Infidel.  […]

Fast upon the heels of the shocking revelation that the presumptive Republican presidential nominee taunted and viciously bullied a gay classmate, other victims of Romney’s sadistic mean streak have come forward to tell their tales. “He used to come into my diner all time time” said one man. Usually I wouldn’t let the college kids […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to have as my guest Bo, the Portuguese water dog who became the pet of President Obama. MI:  Good afternoon Bo.  It’s a pleasure to meet you.  I wasn’t expecting to interview you today but when you called I couldn’t refuse. Bo:  Thanks.  I need to talk.   MI:  […]

  Until recently I had always believed St. Augustine: Evil is not a substance in itself but only the absence of good.  That was until the world became aware of George Zimmerman and the phenomenon of the White Hispanic.  For now I believe that evil does have its own existence.  The White Hispanic is the […]

In today’s post, I, the Manhattan Infidel, have decided to take a stab at selectively editing the infamous George Zimmerman audio. As many know the original audio goes like this: Zimmerman:  This guy looks like he’s up to no good.  Or he’s on drugs or something.  It’s raining and he’s just walking around, looking about. […]

Today at Manhattan Infidel I am honored to interview the putative Democratic candidate for senator from Massachusetts, Elizabeth Warren.  Miss Warren I thank you for your time. EW:  Manhattan Infidel, you have a blog don’t you? MI:  Um.  Yes.  Yes I do. EW:  Good for you.  But I want to be clear.  You write on […]

Here at the offices back alley of Manhattan Infidel there is a routine.  Up at 5:30 am noon to check the papers to see if the police have discovered the body of that stripper who wouldn’t give me a lap dance there are any important news stories that would interest my readers. This morning one […]