With a month to go before she and her husband are cruelly thrown out of their home, Michelle Obama is letting it be know that she is not  happy. “There is no hope left in America” she told me as she sat down for an exclusive interview. MI: Hope. It’s an important theme of your husband’s […]

It’s been a month since Hillary Clinton lost the election to Donald Trump. In that intervening time many have protested that the will of the people has been ignored. Many have threatened to move to Canada. Many feel that a crisis is at hand and civil war is possible. With that in mind it is […]

Cairo’s largest Coptic church was bombed over the weekend, killing 25 and wounding 49. “The dead were everywhere” said an eyewitness. I thought I was going to die. Who would bomb a Christian church in the middle of a Muslim Country? I immediately said that it must be an American from one of those red […]

Fidel Castro, widely hailed as “The greatest world leader since Winston Churchill” and “Cuba’s Bernie Sanders” has died. When news of Fidel’s compassionate redistribution of his life reached the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I immediately had one reaction: He has to redistribute his life on a weekend?  Dammit do you know how much blow […]

In a daring operation not seen since the Berlin Airlift, New York City has begun airdropping Mexicans trapped behind the lines in Red State America into the open arms of their sanctuary city. “New York City is a progressive city” said mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio.) We reject the results of the last […]

Aging, decrepit, former Hollywood superstar Robert DeNiro was quoted as saying that the election of Donald Trump has him depressed. It’s a lingering depression that he hasn’t felt since 9/11. “How am I doing? Very depressed” he told a reporter.  Well, he thought it was a reporter but the easily confused former actor mistook one […]

I am often asked if I could turn over the pages of Manhattan Infidel to guest bloggers. My response is always the same:  I have three readers. Pay me and knock yourself out. And so today I have the pleasure of handing over Manhattan Infidel to the Portland, Oregon Chamber of Commerce.  Take it away! […]

In the three days since Donald Trump was elected the 45th President of the United States, Hollywood has reverted to a state of nature, with tumbleweeds and pigs roaming deserted streets as Hollywood stars climbed to the top of the Capitol Records building and tried to get on the last helicopter out of town before […]

Election day has finally arrived. The choice between Trump and Clinton is for many a horrible one. That speaks volumes. The fact that people care about who gets elected is a troubling sign. Our Government as enshrined in our Constitution, the greatest document for human freedom ever written by the hand of man, is a […]

With the election hours away, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, reeling from recent Wikipedia leaks, took to the airwaves to reassure her panicked supporters that all is well and she still expects to win the Presidency.  As a service to my readers I now present Ms. Clinton’s remarks. My Fellow Americans: I come before you tonight as […]