After eight years of basking in the glow of the “smartest man in the room” Hollywood will have to make the painful adjustment of living under the Trump presidency. “We in Hollywood take our mission seriously” said a studio executive. And that mission is to provide propaganda for the Democrats. Oh, and if possible, entertain […]

With the inauguration one week away much has been written on the so-called “Trump-Russia” connection. Because I care about the future of America my account to those Asian porn sites has been deactivated and I have nothing else to do I will now present in its entirety the full CIA dossier on our President-elect. TRUMP […]

With his time as Chief Executive fast approaching an end, President Obama proved again that he intends to use his remaining time to accomplish the fundamental transformation of America. The Executive Orders were announced on the White House website with a personal note from the President. “My fellow Americans” began Obama. It has been an […]

Fresh on the heels of being awarded the Distinguished Public Service medal by Defense Secretary Ash Carter, President Obama was awarded all Cub Scout merit badges by the local cub scout troop in the Canoga Park section of Los Angeles. “His visit was unexpected” said the troop leader. We had just started our meeting with […]

With just 14 days left until he hands over the Executive Department to Donald Trump, President Obama today promised to spend his remaining time in office “overturning human privilege.”   I was lucky enough to have the soon-to-be ex- President give me a call on New Year’s eve. MI: Hello. BO: Manhattan Infidel this is President Obama MI:  […]

A galaxy of high-profile Hollywood elite have put out a new video demanding that Congress stand up to Donald Trump and reminding us that they will always have our backs. As a service to my millions hundreds of thousands thousands hundreds tens both of my readers I now present the text of the video in […]

Thirty nine people were killed in an attack on revelers at a night club in Istanbul Turkey. Turkey’s Prime Minister Binali Yildirim announced that the attacker was dressed as Santa Claus. “This is how the infidel operates” said Yildirim. We Muslims were peacefully celebrating the new year and the infidel Santa Claus takes advantage of […]

Famous Hollywood idiot Olivia Wilde raised the bar on Hollywood idiocy by cutting her hair short so that she will no longer have the same hairstyle as Melania Trump. “I am a famous Hollywood idiot” said Wilde. But I’m more than just a famous idiot. I’m a famous, ignorant idiot that cannot be taken seriously. […]

Now that the Christmas rush is over it is time to sit back and reflect on the previous year. Joining me to do this is none other than the 44th President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama. MI: Good morning, Mr. President. BO: Manhattan Infidel it’s good to see you again. MI: Let’s talk about the past […]

  ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the co-op  Not a creature was stirring, because keeping our animal companions as pets is cruel; the stockings were not hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas, that symbol of patriarchy and privilege soon would do the right thing and avoid the residence; The children were nestled […]